Total Medals Earned: 327 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
win any level without miss!!
get score more than 50000
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/33 (140/500 points)
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
score at least 15/30
Score Perfect on ABC test
Medals Earned: 9/12 (235/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 13/21 (350/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for 3 hours
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 13/30 (70/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Disrespect your elders
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (240/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Cause 10 suicides